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Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
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I took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.
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Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
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Nala Brooks is a champ. She came to shoot with me in the heart of the pandemic. Back when BLM wasn't known for their support of Hamas. Back when masks weren't mostly used for smash-n-grabs, and back when drinking a Bud Light wasn't a political statement. Oh, how the world has changed. But I'll tell you something that hasn't changed, Nala's body continues to amaze. Her smile, among other things, helped me stay positive. And that is important. Optimism is the first ingredient required for change.
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My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can't have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow zishylives on IG or just keep following realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.
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"Apologies for the delay. Here is part two of Rian. Her innate beauty seems to get us all going despite her limitations with nudity. Well that is not entirely true, there are a few complainers, but just imagine if I only listened to that small number of ingrates. Imagine we didn't have any Rian Starber, or Sabrina Lynn, or Ariel Gossimer to look at. That would kinda suck."
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Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire's petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.
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"I am currently at a popular tourist destination, dealing with long lines and high prices. It has brought me to the realization that I hate crowds. They are smelly, noisy, and full of disgusting strangers. The only redeeming aspect of crowds is the rare beautiful woman that can be found among them. An attractive female makes my tired life worth living. Evidently, some people even pay their hard earned munnies just to see photos of women on the internet. Bless your souls, my fellow space cowboys."
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Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
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Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
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Quick update here. Power is out right now in the small town that I am staying in. Running off the reserves in my laptop battery and cell phone. Ooh and I'm about to go photograph that gymnastics teacher in a few minutes. We will see how that goes. Also, I will add a bonus video to this update once I get some juice. Have a good one. Entry2 I am back on the grid and the shoot was went splendidly. If you guys love her, half as much as your narrator, she will be a hit. G'night, amigos.
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If Lina Telemann was competing in the New York Marathon, she would qualify for the Athena division which is reserved for large women runners. She stands over 6-feet tall and weighs more than your humble narrator. She is also impressively flexible, sports long lustrous blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. Although Lina is not interested in nude modeling, she is an exceptional addition to the Zishy roster. I wanna see her kick the shit out of Jake Paul. More to come.
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A few months ago, I put together that quarantine selfie challenge. Dubsie wasn't crazy about the mask idea. The whole thing felt so novelty, so temporary. Now it feels like masks are never going away. Anyways, Dubsie dug the ZishTok idea instead and submitted this contribution. More Dubs in the future.
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Here is Joana Melo kicking it in the Caribbean with our contributor, Martin. Her dark skin looks incredible under the bright sun. I still can't determine whether or not her breasts are natural, but if they are, there was certainly some blip in the Matrix. If they aren't, then kudos to you, doc. Eat more fruit. Bye bye.
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Contestant 4 is from Tampa. She says that the thing she misses the most is being able to go the gym. Home workouts on her balcony will have to do for now. This Floridian invites us all to join along. Sweat out those germs! Subscribe and see her adorable face.
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Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn't eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn't the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He's into Hispanic bad boys. Golly, I adore him. -ZL
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Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
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Misty Lovelace says she is polyamorous. At some point, I would have thought this lifestyle choice was a good idea. But after having a child, I can't see how responsible parents would have much time nor energy for additional lovers. Perhaps this is only a problem before your children reach those immense college debt years. But also maybe, us humans need to choose between adding to the population or always seeking the next strange. There are some asses we are destined to appreciate from a distance. This is our painful reality.
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"One day my luck is going to run out and I will not be able to find any more of these spectacular natural women to photograph. But until that day, I am going to continue to grind. There's too much shitty art and smut out there. The world needs Zishy. The world needs women like Emberlynn. Thanks for the support."
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I admit it, guys. I miss LA. I miss the perennial traffic. I miss the costly rent paid to stay in homes, usually crammed apartments, that were built over half a century ago. I miss the neighbors with whom I would never speak. I miss the self-promoting, mostly-untalented actors, artists and entertainers thirsty for attention. I miss radicalized woke culture, granted its zealots might just be high and overly sensitive. I miss the draughts. I miss the homeless ladies petting their half-dead kittens on greasy stairwells and wreaking of shit. I miss the constant struggle to find parking. I miss the wildfires and the smoke that gives you painful headaches along with a scratchy throat. I miss the ever-present fear that at any moment a disaster could strike and turn the entire population into a cannibalistic mob. Yes, I miss the City of Angels. So sometimes I return for a few days to take pictures of a person like Yeraz Gebeshian. And after, with a tear in my eye, I depart and return to a more sane existence.
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Artistic, playful, captivating, beautiful--Vicky hit it out of the park on this update with Valery Ponce. Her photography immediately transports us to Colombia. You might come here for the nudie pics, but you get so much more. I also give great advise to subscribers. The other day some gentleman wrote me asking if the person he found on a Czech escort site was legitimately one of the Zishy models. Certainly the pics were, but I bet my two left nuts that whoever might arrive at his doorstep would be a far cry from a looker. I told him to stay away from these scams, save your money and just jerk it.
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I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women. I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George Clooney
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So I'm listening to Nervous Norvus and thinking to myself, Yeah, I can do this. I can start dicking around with some musical instruments and audio recording software and make a few quirky tracks. I have been taking Alpha Brain and am ready to focus on mastering a new craft. I will pair catchy melodies with witty lyrics that poke fun at the meaninglessness of existence. I will put them on the Internet and they can go viral. Maybe in a couple of years I will be asked to perform on the festival circuit. I will have to abandon my family, but great things require great sacrifice. However, first, I must add a bonus video and an 'xtra' content update of Melody Marks by tomorrow. The launch of my next career can wait a few more days.
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Another update of Irina Dyvyn from our European photographer, Maksym. The hair, the eyes, the body that looks great even in warmup pants, Max has it all. And Irina ain't too shabby either. I have been working on an NFT series for Zishy. How many of you guys are collectingtrading these digital assets? Are you on Opensea or some other marketplace? Do you prefer the Ethereum blockchain or something like Solana? What is your favorite male enhancement pill? Just want to get a feel for what is popular. Thanks!
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It's great to meet generous people who will let you borrow their amber store for risqu photos. This town is mostly built off of amber. Here, amber can make a family fortune, but it can also put you in prison or an early grave through its illegal and often dangerous acquisition. I do not personally see any value in amber, but I do appreciate how it looks on a work of art like Nicole Ross. Happy Friday.
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"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
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Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
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Here is part two of Zishy contributormodel Vika's rendezvous with Arina Bik. Redheads like Arina are rare and precious gems, difficult to find in every region of the planet. Don't be smart and bring up Scotland, I'm not going there. I saw Braveheart. The place seems about as dangerous as Afghanistan. Too soon? I have never been good at making decisions
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Keira Croft is full of health, sex, and life. I hope she stays that way and never loses sight of what makes her special. I only have award-winning eyelashes and a fabulous wit to rely on. Shucks.
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"Today's update is gonna upset many impatient Zishy fanatics. It's only part one, guys. There will be more of Bess Burton revealed tomorrow in part two. The summer temperatures in Vegas are so abysmal, that you are unlikely to find any relief poolside. But this isn't what attracts most of us. We will risk heat exhaustion and painful burns for a glimpse of amazing women, like Bess, sunning their full-figured, natural bodies. Sometimes the reward is worth the punishment. Get your sizzle on, my friends."
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"Just yesterday, I found a scorpion on the street. I had to stop and admire this creature. Scorpions know that they are beautiful and they let you know it too, but not with a smile—never a smile. Smiles are for the weak. Scorpions are strong and dangerous and can hide their power in silence. When they approach, their perfume coils around your head like a noose. You only become aware of a scorpion's stinger at the moment it is too late—the moment after you have fallen in love. Please heed my advice, treat the scorpions in your life well or stay clear of them completely. Happy Friday."
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"Unfortunately, I don't have any video footage to share of Scarlett Alexis at this time. I'll make it a point in the future with her. Scarlett is great. She struck me as a snooty fashionista at first, in her all-black attire and tinted glasses. But eventually, her friendly attitude and bright smiles won me over completely. Stay tuned for more."
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Alina, another Zishy contributor, took it upon herself to go out with her friend into the snow and take some pics for us. She didn't show me Lida Nowak beforehand, or discuss her ideas with the snow and location. Alina just knew it would all work out. Boy, was she right. Lida is daring, flexible, and incredible. I hope that all you have a happy new year. Part two will come.
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Over the last couple of months, I have exhausted much effort into acquiring hardware for mining cryptocurrency. It is a pain to say the least. Everyone is trying to middle-man each other and this creates an insane demand over a limited resource. When it comes to value, scarcity is everything. So if you think this mostly non-nude set of Miki Pedangen has no value, I must vehemently disagree. You can not find anything like this anywhere else of our majestic Miki. If you do, please let me know. I can't get enough of her. Stay ready.
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I am back in action with Katherine Prerija. She uses Microsoft Windows and I dig that. Apple still confounds me with its decision to forgo touch screens on their laptops. Retarded isn't the word because that would make me insensitive. It is fucking stupid. If you happen to be an Apple guy, I am sure there is something else you can appreciate of Katherine's. She has many nice gifts.
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I took these photos of Myra Glasford at a shopping mall when masks were a required thing. Oh well. We still managed to flash her dangerous face from time to time. Probably ended up killing a few people in the process. Our bad. At least a few old dudes got a rise from the revealing top Myra was wearing before they met the reaper. Stay safe out there.
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"We finally get to hear Sofi Levchenko's voice in this 12-minute exposé. She discusses (in Russian) some of her experiences as an international model. Sofi also sings, dances, and strips for us since Maksym, our contributor, knows how to ask so nicely. And of course, we get to see Sofi make her mess with the drinkable yogurt. I shouldn't be turned on by Activia, right?"
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Zach, is it necessary for you to create multiple images of a woman's breasts from all possible angles and in various lighting conditions? Super necessary. Especially when they are natural wonders like Kayla Coyote's. Kayla, we will have more fun with this lava lamp later. Give it to them nice and slow. They think we hate that, but we actually love it. Don't be in such a rush. This simulation goes fast.
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"Here's a little potpourri of skin and beauty from our contributor in Moscow. These photos of Ira Sedina were captured in a stealthy way with a smaller 'snapshot-style' camera for good reason. I was told, but can not remember the exact story which came with this content. Something about an angry employee at the aquarium, inappropriate attire, blah blah blah. All I know is that Ira is always a friend to the camera. At the end of the gallery, she sent me a few photos from her phone while she recovered from an 'accident'. I think she just got a nose job, but whatever. I am happy to see Ira back. Sol meme degens check out $VHS (CA: 5e41GfrQwTP74LgGt6WP9kw6xa1jQhAERCjnFKf74y52)"
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"Here is a nice soft intro to a beautiful woman that very recently popped up on our radar, Yvain Cormich. Apparently, she is quite shy, but judging by what I have seen of her, she is making strides to break through that mold. Part two tomorrow. She ditches all her clothes. Patience, my friends."
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I appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman closer to Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
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"Happy Valentines. Hope you guys are doing well and have a beautiful lady to spoil this evening. If you don't, click off Zishy and go get one. Seriously. I love looking at women in scandalous photos, but it doesn't substitute for the real thing. Please accept this as a friendly reminder. Once you do get a girl, enjoy Zishy all you want. Most likely, you are still going to want to look at other women like Queti."
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I'm gonna try something different today. I'm not gonna talk shit about other artists' creativity. I'm not gonna explain how I abhor studio photography or how I think the idea that having a person just roll around on a white background is lame. See, that would be dumb on my part because it is exactly what our contributor did here. But, I will say that my artistic opinions are temporarily discarded once I see a person like Mitropoliya in the buff. Her undeniable beauty adjusts my attitude for the better. It gives me a positive outlook on life. That's me. Mr. Positive. Thanks, Mitro.
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Whether or not Lana Rhoades set out to become a renowned porn star is unimportant. What is noteworthy is how quickly it happened. Her looks and sexuality are undeniable, so the industry was quick to eat them up. Many of you might say that Zishy is porn, but I always thought that porn required sex. Even still, who the fuck isn't having sex or wishing they were having sex with people as beautiful as Lana? Give these performers a break, they are human beings with real emotions. Porn is only a temporary hiatus from real life, even for stars as bright as Ms. Rhoades.
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I love reading. I actually enjoy anything that pulls my eyes away from one of these screens. I know you are here for the pretty girls and the boobs and ass, and I hope they bring you a lot of entertainment, but I also want to share some great advice which was given during one of Tim Welch's wiser moments. He stressed the importance of relationships, honesty, and health. The first two, I have no idea what he's talking about, but I agree with his sentiment that health leads to happiness. And health of the mind is equally, if not more important than health of the body. Getting through a good book is a perfect way to exercise, and rest your mind. Plus, your wife will probably bitch a lot less when she finds a book in your hands, as opposed to a phone or game controller.
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As with many of my models, photographing Oxana Chic is an exercise in introspection. Maybe I should believe in a higher power. Maybe life isn't a lucid nightmare. Perfection does not exist, but even if it did, would I know what to do with it? All these thoughts running through my mind. The hand of Providence gently caressing before slapping me hard in the face. Oxana is a gem, but none of us will ever know what is going on behind those magic eyes. We will never own them. We can only meet beauty with gratitude and I personally remain thankful for getting to journal these women for you. Your subscriptions melt my heart and my heart needs a lot of melting. I believe that if we take care of each other, life will take care of us. Talk soon.
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Ira Sedina is back, but this time I promised her that we would do something more mainstream and less erotic. These women aren't just sex objects, guys. So I explained to Ira that this session would be all about the fashion--the contrast between elegant underwear paired with colorful, playful socks. Nothing scandalous. Nothing smutty. 100 innocent and tasteful. We take these things seriously here at Zishy. Part 2 with video soon. Spoiler alert Ira ditches the distracting panties.
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Well for sure Dita Vetone is one of the most gifted in the chest department for my site. I don't know why many men love large breasts, but it is just a fact of life. Fairness, yeah now there is a fantasy. Dita is mostly a shy and introverted person who probably has to deal with photographers, like me, constantly hounding her to be their muse. And what about all the men who are instantly drawn to her with sexual attention? It is no wonder why so many women build a defensive attitude towards men. Treat women with care and respect. Admiration does not need to be followed by possession. By the way, I added a dark mode that you can find in the menu bar.
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I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
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"I wipe the sweat off my forehead and glance over at her again—she’s got that natural, effortless beauty that would look incredible on camera. I wait for the right moment, then step over casually, keeping my tone light and friendly. “Hey, I don’t mean to interrupt your workout, but I’m a photographer, and I couldn’t help but notice you’ve got a really unique look. I think you’d be amazing in a photoshoot—nothing crazy, just something casual, maybe some natural light portraits. No pressure at all, but if you’re interested, I’d love to show you my portfolio. Totally up to you.” I smile, keeping it genuine. “Either way, you’re killing it in here.”"
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"This may be it, the last we will ever see of Zoe Aguilar. That might not be what you want to hear, but I figure at this point, you have earned my honesty. You have put up with all my bullshitting and poor humor. You've seen me be faux-sexist, faux-homophobic, faux-homosexual, faux-racist and yet you still support my madness. From now on, I'm gonna shoot it straight with you. Zoe is leaving us for Islam and will adopt a more traditional halal lifestyle. I don't want to get to into it. I don't like ruffling feathers, but hey, people are entitled to their own decisions. Bonus video tomorrow. As-salamu alaykum."
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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.
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An extensive adventure in Milan, Italy with our contributing photographer, Mitia. Sera Rossini is an acrobat, a student, and an exhibitionist. It is unfortunate that these photos would not be possible in today's COVID-19 situation. Most of Northern Italy is on lockdown. Send love and stay healthy.
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"We made it, guys! Another new year and another beautiful set of images of Melina Amaru. Her sensitive eyes struggle in the sun, but the rest of her body shines. I wish all of you the best this year. And I renew my commitment to bring the internet it's finest niche soft smut. Back when I created this site in 2011, I had no idea where it would go. Thanks to you, I no longer have any bosses to submit to, well, besides my wife. Happy 2025."
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"She is young but serious. Happy but furious. Fragile but strong. Much of Russia is filled with a new generation that has been crushed by the mistakes of its inept leadership. Here in the West, we have some things better, but it increasingly seems that we are headed the exact same direction. ""The duty of youth is to challenge corruption."" — Kurt Cobain"
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Colombia looks pretty incredible, and that is without even factoring in its beautiful women. I am so grateful that I linked up with a few entrepreneurial individuals from that region. They continue to deliver unique material that can't easily be found on the smut-net. This update of Valery Ponce is a perfect example. It is brought to you us by Viky. It only took her a few online courses at Zach Venice University to up to speed. Enroll today and start making magic in 2024.
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Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Here's a supplemental set of Vonnie to yesterday's update. You'll get one last visit from her before my time is done. Now go get that gravy.
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City fest of the horniest upskirts
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Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can't have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you're not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
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Jazz is back and I am trying to spend more time with my family, so I will cut this description short. I will also soon post a video most likely to this gallery. But for now, please accept my love. Yes, Zach Venice loves you. Thank you for being perverted deviants, like me, who enjoy beautiful women in risqu photos. I know there are lots of amazing options for adult content out there. You have the wonderful world of Pornhub and Brazzers and whatever soulless filth Joe Blow beats his meat to. And then there are the fabulous entrepreneurs of Onlyfans who offer their paying subscribers so much consistent quality, well for a daily upcharge. Do I really need to add 'lol' here? Anyways, you choose Zishy and that means a lot. Now, I must go. The holiday family facade of happiness beckons. Take care.
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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Please try not to view this set through a political lens. Disha and Alevtina are simply two young women trying to enjoy a few thrills before the planet melts into its nearest star. I am super grateful for the opportunity to travel the world and document beauty and adventure. You subscribers make all of this possible. Remember, no matter where you live, the people in power are lying to you. There is a better way, The New Way. More of this incredible pair to come.
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Here is part one of Kat Keen's final appearance on the site. She seems to have moved on from modeling to focus her attention on podcasting and filmmaking. She is a fascinating woman to whom we owe a large debt of gratitude. Kat is one of those people I can point a camera at, sit back and let the magic happen. I don't find myself constantly screaming stop posing! or act alive!, like when I hold one of my annual portrait sessions at a retirement home. Voluntary basis, of course.
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Zishy is updating its terms of use this October as well. We will no longer allow any donkey punches, ATMs, Ringo Starrs, superherosupervillain fisting, upside down toeholds, or bareback spit roasts. Sorry, guys. On the bright side, I will now accept crypto for payment because fuck banks and credit card companies. Anyways, enjoy this extended final tease of Sofia Orlova. She never revealed her nude body completely to us, but I still think she is magic.
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Good morning, you savages. I photographed Paula at the Palihouse in Santa Monica. It is a boutique hotel with a chic vintage motif. It can be pricey, but with Paula, I was going to pull out all the stops. The place fits perfectly with her soulful demeanor. A woman with serious good looks and a willingness to goof off and tease the camera is music to my eyes. More to come.
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Bella Rose appeared recently in a Riff Raff Instagram post, as if she wasn't cool enough. She is a fun girl, quite beautiful, quite brave, perfect for a Zishy field trip to Century City mall. I have been batting around the idea of starting a podcast. You will get to hear more of my rants and raves if you so desire. I can describe what I hate about the things I love. I can grow my comedy chops, for my future career as a stand-up comic. I can read you completely fake horoscopes. I can also field your questions. Msg me infozishy.com.
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"Another candid look into one of our contributor productions. We hear Stacy's voice (in Spanish) as you get a 5-minute, fly-on-the-wall view of a Zishy shoot."
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Here is the second part to Paula Swenson's gallery. This woman is incredible and raises the bar for my site. She could be a fashion model, or an actress, or a damn singer. We are lucky, friends. Action Bronson's Actin Crazy is the song in the bonus video.
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Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
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Anyone who ever tells you that life is beautiful or amazing or whatever is a liar. They are in a temporary state of euphoria. While I appreciate their attempts to be uplifting, let's face it, life is okay once you add everything up. And that is fine by me. I have been forced to accept illness, suffering, the destruction of the natural world, even the knowledge of my eventual demise. I just want to be able to keep taking pictures of women, like Florida Mishlove, in the shower. Is it really too much to ask? Thanks in advance.
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My life was a mess. I had just dropped my phone and cracked its screen. People at church were spreading gossip about the collection basket being lighter every time it passed my pew. Grandma had forgotten my name but kept asking if Ed McMahon had returned her call. Fuck. I just couldn't win. Then it happened. The lady at my neighborhood taco truck gave a gummy smile and a wink, with her good eye, as she handed me the sticky bottle of salsa fuego. The universe seemed right again. A faint mustache never hurt nobody. Let's be honest, playing with those soft, giant chi chi's would be so worth it. Nala Brooks has a strong back.
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Here is part two and unless I do not survive the holidays, you can expect a part three with the unique Skye Blue. Recently someone else with nipple piercings told me that the hardware is prone to getting stanky. They described it similar to cheese. As disgusting as that sounds, I don't know if it would be enough to repel me from Skye. It was numbingly cold on this day in Texas. Thank Skye for being filled with that warrior's spirit.
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"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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This is not the time for Counting Crows or Dave Matthews Band. Whatever our shortcomings are, we cannot allow a lack of courage to be one of them. Not in these times. As far I am concerned, the answer is more RATM, more Metallica, early Metallica, more goddamn Ozzy. It is like Doogie Howser once said, I don't have the luxury of being a fucking pussy right now. I have work to do. Moon Torrance may read the Bible every morning, but I still think she's metal.
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I don't know if we will ever see Laina Shendoah again, so savor these flavors. She is something special. Curious, adventurous, serious, but not stuck up. I hope her bright eyes continue to shine even when they are not looking into my lens. Behold the roller coaster that is Laina Shendoah, in all her female glory.
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Serena Avary is wild. I know you can sense it from her photos and videos. Yes, she has done 'hardcore' porn, but trust me, porn is so far from wild these days. In fact, the best moments in porn are when a piece of humanity accidentally surfaces. Like when Rocco Siffredi suggests to his disgusted partner, It's only smells or when the overwhelming feelings of regret and shame are visible on a performer's face. Those are the hidden gems. Anyways, Serena Avary is special, inside and outside of porn. --Tom Clancy.
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"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"
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Sometimes I tell the contributing photographer to just have fun. It appears that is what happened here with Alina and Hanna Nasochi. It looks convincing. They venture out on a snowy night to bring us shots in public, then take us back to Hanna's home where she lets us in on some important news. She's expecting and will photograph again with Alina as her body changes. Perhaps these women are only pretending to have fun for us. Meh, good enough for me. Hbu?
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I hung out with Ira Greene in Venice. She showed me some of her moves on the beach. Luckily, there's no dry foliage on the sand or she could have started another wildfire. This state is roasting, but someone will eventually answer these wake up calls, right? Spank Rock's Coke Wet is the track in the bonus video.
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This will be a brief write-up because it is Presidents' Day here in 'merica and we fugging love our presidents. They fight for our freedom and wellbeing even into the twilights of their lives. Their families would prefer them in bed, consuming soft foods, watching the Game Show Network, yet they would rather occupy the most powerful and stressful seats in government. God bless them. And God bless us. And God bless the incredible, natural bosoms of women like Diana Sedova. Remember, no matter what country you live in, your leaders and the media are lying to you.
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Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
