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I met Blair Williams at her home in San Diego. She has a spare room that she uses as a makeshift gym. I asked if I could document one of her actual workouts and she obliged. With a person like Blair, sex is always on the tip of the tongue. At any moment, lust can overtake her and certain things can happen. Hence, Blair showed me another of her favorite activities that involves a personal massage appliance. Here's to repressive upbringings and genuine sex freaks. GGG was robbed and shitty judging is bad for the fighters, the fans, and the entire sport.
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I know that someone will be happy, because I have received several requests for this final chapter with Pearla Soonin. Apologies for the delay. One day, I will get caught up with all the photos that I have taken. On my deathbed, I will upload the final picture that my trigger finger last snapped. I will have a beautiful woman in front of me and a computer of some sort at my side. Click. Upload. Then, I will breath my last breath. Ahhhhhhhhhhghhhggghhhh. My camera will fall to the ground from my dead hands. I will have a smile on my face.
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Here is part two as promised. Lanah Adams knew what she was getting into when she took the Zishy gig. But as you can see in the bonus video, she had a moment of hesitation before baring her amazing breasts. This was one of the trickiest public shoots I have pulled off. Apparently, holiday destinations tend to draw crowds around the holidays. Go figure. Just the same, our mission was accomplished at Mission Inn. Madonna's Burning Up is the track in the bonus video.
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We visit the restaurant at Luxe, a fancy hotel on Sunset Boulevard, with Asia Amour. This woman is not shy. She puts down the calamari appetizer, the fish dinner, the premium tea, etc. Of course, we must opt out of adult beverages until she turns 21. Don't worry, no fun was missed. Anyways, I take care of the bill, but do I complain? You would have to be a moron. Women like Asia are worth going all out. Sometimes, you simply cannot play it safe. More from this evening awaits you.
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Gigi Matthews modeled for a hipster fashion reseller that I met once at a thrift store. Seems like he finds secondhand deals, cleans the product, slaps on his label, then sells it with an absurd markup. It also helps to get a beautiful girl like Gigi to pose in these items and post semi-sexy pictures on his web site. Sex sells. Unfortunately, I have never been clever enough to use sex to sell shit. My simple brain would rather sell you the sexy pictures themselves.
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This visit to Arizona State University with Monica Horne made me reminiscent of my old college days. Even then, I was in constant wonder at all the beautiful women walking to and from class. One particular girl that I always crossed paths with after Econ 101 had me especially enthralled. Her smooth curves and flawless complexion, after many years, are still burnt into my memory. One day, out of the blue, I walked up to this stranger and paid her the best compliment I could think of. She smiled and I asked her on a date. She said yes. I eventually blew the opportunity, perhaps because I was too eager or too clueless, but I still learned a valuable lesson the fear of failure is often worse than actual failure.
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I bet you think I am gonna knock on Greek life struggling for acceptance, conformity, paying for friends, etc. But no, I think it is a genius marketing scheme. Surely, Giana Van Patten is one of her chapter's finest. Alpha Gamma Delta chose well.
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She said she'd never taken any photos like this. She wouldn't even model for her boyfriend in such a manner. My trip to Venice Beach with Basil Navas was a mixture of bravery, laughter, and shyness. Men want to stare at these wonderful creatures. Sometimes, you turn the camera towards an unwanted onlooker and they run away. Sometimes, they themselves strike a pose. Either way, my friends, I feel your pain. In fact, I may have the worst case of this obsession.
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Here is what I know about August Ames. She was never a diva to me even though she had every right to be. She was loyal to her agent, which is unusually rare in the adult industry. Energy, enthusiasm, and joy emanated from August every time I photographed her. She cared deeply about her family. She did things in her life that most would consider filthy, but August was brave enough not to hide them. I will always think of her as a kind-hearted person. I don't know exactly why she took her own life, but I know people can and probably should be nicer to one another. Even online.
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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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Pamela Aeris is a playful young lady from Phoenix. Half-kinky and half-goofy, she adores being in front of a camera. Pamela swears that she is bound for greatness. I just want world peace and to maintain my current occupation.
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Enjoy Hazel Moore. Enjoy life. She is as cowboy as they come. She is not a mother, but she is one bad mutha. Her and I broke all the rules, yet I still think we are decent people for some reason. Not all of us are made the same way. Happy Mother's Day! Give a big kiss to your mama from Zishy.
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Irene Quinn returns in her final Zishy update. Hey, no one wants to see Game of Thrones in its 20th season, right? All good things, should end. Unless you don't want them to stay good. Like Star Wars, does anyone really care what happens to those characters? Disney fucked up. They looked backwards instead of forwards. Don't even get me started on Spider-Man and the Marvel Shitverse. Make something new. It's harder, it's riskier, but in the end, it's more entertaining. Never stop creating. Evolve. BTW, sometimes, these notes are mostly directed towards myself.
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I am not a person that advocates any drug for anyone. I only want people to be able to consume the drugs that they enjoy without the fear of being thrown into a cage. If you think caffeine, sugar, or alcohol are not drugs, then the propaganda works. If you think it would be absurd for your neighbor to remove you from your home, take away your livelihood, and put you behind bars for consuming or even possessing a flower, then why would you permit your government to do this? Are we free men or are we slaves? Presley Callen loves her some country music, cannabis, and the freedom to choose what she puts into her body.
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Comet Nox returns with her old cheerleading uniform from high school. She recently repurposed it as a Halloween costume. I can only hope that this is what the zombie apocalypse will look like. We visit her backyard where Comet kills it on the trampoline. She warned me that excessive bouncing has its affect on her bladder. I don't mind. Maybe others will, but maybe they need to get back in touch with nature.
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Introducing Sabrina Lynn. She is another gorgeous person that I met on Instagram. I already know what you are thinking. I already know what you are going to say. Yes, there will be more of Sabrina to come. She is a smart cookie who is not only saving her modeling money, but also investing it. No, Sabrina did not actually rent a Lambo, but she is so undeniably beautiful, I bet they would have let her drive one off the lot if she asked nicely. Once I saw Sabrina's wallet, I felt like I began to understand her personality and why she would even do Zishy in the first place.
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Morgan Attwood took me to the main street of her quaint town outside of San Jose. We covered the major attractions within minutes, but settled on tickling Morgan's sweet tooth with some raspberry gelato. Morgan is bright, energetic and confident with her sexuality. She vaguely reminds me of Phoebe, the character from 'Friends'. However, Morgan is much more tolerable than asinine one-liners and an abhorrent laugh track. Despite Morgan's less-than-stellar review of the Nissan Leaf, I was surprised at what we were able to accomplish in her backseat.
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The biggest nightmare that I have as a photographer is realizing that I lost some images that were shot. It has happened in the past, and it will most likely happen again in the future. For the longest time, I thought that the rest of these photos of Leisel in her overalls were gone. But fortune smiled upon me once again and they resurfaced. Not only is Leisel a great model and a passionate photographer, but she is an all-around interesting woman. Leisel's personality is as rare as her vintage styling. Check out them bloomers!
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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Brandy Gila and I made it to the nursery just before closing time. We went to areas we weren't supposed to. We did things that were prohibited, but no one got hurt. That is what a lot of my life has become discovering which rules are necessary and which ones are simply in place due to prior momentum. We are surrounded by gobs of nonsense, so I feel zero shame in searching for what really matters. Like Conor eloquently put it, I'd like to take this chance to apologize ... to absolutely nobody.
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From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it's just the natural progression of things. I can't marry them all and I don't want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy's paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.
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I have lived in Santa Barbara since I was a boy, breathing in the coastal air, gazing at colorful sunsets which lingered over the Pacific Ocean. I did everything right. Went to school, got a job, got married, you know, the whole number. But these days, the world seems to be caving in on itself. The decline has always been present but felt much slower earlier in my life. And now it seems to have picked up an insane momentum. I feel so empty with everything that I do. I am constantly either on edge or feebly trying to distract myself from the horrors of our reality. Yes, OUR reality. It isn't even about me anymore. Now this is about all of us. That makes me even more sad. --discarded poem found at beach parking lot in 2018. What a pussy.
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Savannah Small is an addict. She is addicted to tease. You might remember her from the quarantine contest. This was my first time in Alabama and Savannah made me wonder if all the women from her state are so wild. My guess is probably not. This sort of personality is rare in any province. Savannah made me feel welcome in her home and showed zero qualms revealing her powerful sexual nature. You can blame the drugs, but I know the truth.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen felt like a smoke and a massage. I felt like a jellyfish. More of these friends to come. Stick around!
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Kiev is a strangely wonderful place. I was glad I did not listen to the Russian propaganda which preached fear and distrust towards all things Ukrainian. My dollar went a long way in the nation's capital and I always felt relatively safe for being in a country at war. I am also American, so nothing new. Regan Budimir is one of the most conspicuous people to take around the busiest part of the city in an outfit like this, but I figured I came this far so what the hell? Stay crispy.
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Ivah Anseline brought me to this park in Long Beach which was not overrun by homelessness. But don't be fooled, these photos were taken a while ago before California had completely decided to perform harakiri. Ivah is now safe in a different state along with the many others who felt their Hollywood dreams were not worth being burnt to a crisp in a Zombie apocalypse. Go figure.
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This was the first time I had ever visited the Domain. It is a splendid area in Austin that has been developed for upscale shopping, fine dining, and resort-style living. I have yet to witness homelessness there, but I'm sure it's coming soon. Before long, you will be able to step over used needles and an unwashed person while you are on your way to buy butter croissants at Whole Foods. More Vicky Chandler to come. Cheerio.
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So after being busted and asked to leave the property by resort staff, Sylvia and I laughed it off and we found somewhere else to explore. No big deal. This woman is as bold as she is beautiful. More adventures in Northern Italy to come.
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Sylvia Belotti was one of the contestants in this year's quarantine challenge. I photographed her in Italy and she was beyond amazing on every level. This set almost got cut short as evident in the last few frames. But tomorrow you'll see how Sylvia and I responded.
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Once upon a time, In a land far away, before Covid, before BLM, before Australia and Brazil burned, before the rampant homelessness, before MeToo, even before the entire fake news presidency, I photographed a woman many of you know as Jazz Reilly. She has come a long way. Early 2020 on social media, I saw that Jazz was expecting and that she still lived in Vegas. To my pleasant surprise, she was open to a return shoot. So here she is. Back with budding maternal curves, the immortal Jazz. Congrats on the healthy baby boy!
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This one is for the kids. The kids who have been fucked over by their parents' incompetence and greed. Gabbie Carter is one of those. She relayed stories to me that would be a bit much even for a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The new generation is opening its eyes to our antiquated bullshit. Do you really think they are going to keep with the status quo as society melts? Do you really think dreams of motor boats and fine wine will be enough to ignore the stench of death? Anyways, thanks to the Carters for letting me photograph at their lakeside estate. Pretty dope.
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Thai food is delicious, at least the Americanized version that I am familiar with. It might not be the healthiest for you. There's a lot of carbs and saturated fat. The dishes are often sweetened with added sugar. But if you are as active as Gaby Mueller, you need plenty of calorie-dense fuel. We stopped at a mostly empty Thai eatery and Gaby let me photograph her steamy new underwear. Thank God for those mid-day lulls in foot traffic.
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I am finally doing all the right things. I am religiously wearing my mask. I am casting my vote. I am sending all my moneys to the most woke social justice movements. I am even sucking dicks at nearby rest stops ... and hell, I'm not even gay. I have learned that if I want peace in this life, I must erase my ego and offer myself to the community. It's like the Dalai Lama says, "Kill yourself and everyone will smile." Wynona Gibbs is great.
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Welcome Katya Nesterova to the Zishy family. She has a huge following on social media, but I doubt she has taken many photos like these: without makeup, wearing a hoodie and a fanny pack. Katya goes by a different name online. Don't waste your time asking for it. Anyways, you may already be one of her over half million followers. Now go enjoy the weekend. This is the only time of year when you are allowed to frighten the children in your neighborhood. My front yard is decorated with "Don't Vote" signage.
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When life gives you lemonade, find a strawberry. Because travel has been tricky this year, I am seeking more and more Zishy contributors in all countries. This is Gisela Arias shot by Alex in Colombia. The duo did an extensive shoot on the streets in multiple locations, then tacked on some spicy shots back at her apartment. Ok, guys. I get it. You want some more cryptos for going the extra mile. Done.
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I met up with Rowan Emerson shortly after the sun peaked its head over the horizon. We both needed to get an early start. Rowan wanted to meet at a public spot to verify I wasn't an obvious monster. The only place open was a supermarket. I guess I passed the test, because shortly after, we were heading towards the PCC campus in my rental car. Rowan says she is not typically an exhibitionist, but I give her performance a passing grade. More Rowan in our future.
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Here are two fabulous women that I went above and beyond to bring to Zishy. Shyla Volbeck, the brunette, is very kind and approachable despite her intimidating beauty. Moon Torrance is ultra-confident in herself and outspoken with her views. Both could work in the seedy underworld of the fashion industry if they were so inclined. Luckily, we can see them be more than mannequins pushing absurdly priced products here at Zishy.
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I am very happy that Target hired me for their new ad campaign. When I told Renee Macias, she was a little confused. Wait, they want you to take pics of me flashing inside their store? Yes, this is a new era. The execs are angling for a more liberal-minded image. They feel that no one would loot a place that accepts everyone, even the monsters from the kink community. Righteous. Keep an eye out for our video commercial during February's Super Bowl. Stay negative.
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Apologies for keeping you sweethearts anxiously awaiting a Zishy update. I have not had running water for a few days and I am about to go out and collect melting snow to flush my filthy toilet. Nonetheless, here is a gorgeous woman that I photographed in Brooklyn before the pandemic truly hit. Meet Erna O'Hara. Also, don't miss the late bonus video that I posted to the previous update. XOXO
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Yeah yeah. This was shot in a different time and a different world. When a person's biggest complaint was that the wifi was slow or their train was running late. So in a way, this year has been a good thing. Puts things in perspective. Will make our soft asses a little firmer. I knew smooth-sailing days like this one in Barcelona with Katherine Prerija could not last forever. Stay strong, heroes.
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Zishy is back in Ukraine with a new contributor, Max. He found a natural beauty named Irina Dyvyn to photograph. She seems fun and filled with positive energy. I would have never guessed that she is a member of an international terrorist organization. Go figure.
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Basically, I am a drug dealer. These experiences deliver large doses of goodness to my brain. I document the excitement with my camera and I broadcast it to you. Rikki Till is obviously not shy and intended to prove it in the last couple of frames. Lordy. My own cousin told me that he doesn't understand why people pay for porn when they can get it for free. Bro, someone better pay because we all need our fix and these women aren't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. Thanks to everyone who abides by the honor system.
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Here is a followup to the previous gallery of July September. This woman is as genuine as they come. She welcomed me into her studio apartment in Koreatown and we shot for a couple of hours. After, we drove to Santa Monica and took some great pics near the pier. But unfortunately, somehow I erased all the data on that memory card. I could cry about it or just do better at avoiding those failures in the future. So I cried. Shit happens. Enjoy your weekend.
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I photographed Hannah Tarley right after my exile from Los Angeles. She is from Central Texas and was friends with someone that I had shot two months prior. Hannah warned me that she was rather shy and had never modeled before. I explained that I am not interested in photographing professional models, I want to photograph real women. If they happen to have some professional modeling experience, that is only a coincidence.
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Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer ... BTW, I don't know about you, but mandated lockdowns don't seem to work.
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If you happen to put down your phone and watch the super bowl this weekend, you will see an artist, called The Weeknd, performing his hit song, Blinding Lights, during the halftime show. The music video for it is artfully crafted with stunning cinematography. It is so good that it was awarded the top music vid of 2020 by most critics. The video's female lead should be familiar to the Zishy brethren. No, it's not Florida Mishlove. Congrats to her and fuck everyone who says you can't do big things if you take pictures for smutty web sites. Can an entertainer entertain? That's what's important.
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I want to share more photos of Jade Baker walking around in public in essentially only a long tank top and heels. It was her idea of a stimulus check, even before Covid. I guess she is ahead of her time. Jade also does a hell of a job filling out her matching white lingerie set in the second half of the update. Stay hopeful. I think we are gonna be fine. Jajaja.
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I am going to be honest with you people because that is all that Zishy can offer. I can not provide you with anything else of meaningful value. I can not put your kids back in school. I can not get the homeless camp off of your front lawn. I can not make someone love you for the person you wish you were. But honesty, yes, I can offer you this. Regan Budimir is a renowned pulmonary oncologist in Ukraine who was called in on an emergency while we were spending a lovely day at the park. This is why we abruptly postponed the shoot for a later date in her shower. More of that, including an epic 3-hour long video, will soon follow. See you later, crocodiles.
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I photographed Marie Boitte on a windy day in San Francisco. She is a transplant from France. Supposedly Mark Twain wrote this about the city, The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Francisco. I mostly associate the Bay Area with non-existent parking spaces and the faint stench of human fecal matter wafting through the air. Bon appetit.
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Creativity is a form of insanity. You must believe in something that is unproven, and essentially unreal. You must work tirelessly towards some goal that often only you alone perceive and find valuable. This is why artists like Phaedra James must be rebels. If you are too embedded into the mainstream, you may not be able to hear the deranged inner voices that are calling you to create. Hold onto your madness.
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I took these with Wanda Ablee somewhere in Texas. Many people swear by the quality of Torchy's Tacos. I think it's pretty good but definitely not what I consider authentic Mexican cuisine. Their Democrat or Crossroads tacos are great if you enjoy beef. My favorite Mexican food is made by perspiring grandmothers in confined spaces. Sometimes the middle-aged male with hairless forearms will also suffice. But never forget the sweat. The sweat is most important.
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I used to say my prayers and throw salt over my shoulder and all that good stuff. Then I started watching the news. If there is a God, she sure has one fucked up sense of humor. She will bestow blessings like Basil Navas, but then she will also surround your home with walls of fire. Guess you can't have everything, right?
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Unnoticed upskirt hunter shoots gals
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I won't pretend that I am close buddies with Aria Sky. I would describe her as a person who is coming to grips with her powerful sexuality and highly desired beauty: a typical scenario for my photographic subjects. Aria comes from the Great Lakes region and did some adult movies in Southern California. She is soft spoken and quite liberal-minded. I don't know her very well, but I wouldn't mind. She is a magnet and apparently I am made of scrap metal.
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For a very small amount of money you can help employ lovely women that are trying to find their way in a turbulent economy. Take Keira Romero for example. This beautiful person can barely afford a dress that covers her pert backside. And you know it has been a terrible cold season too, right? Together we can keep these ladies warm, healthy, and full of smiles. Support Zishy, you filthy animals!
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This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
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Girls pose so that upskirt were seen
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Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
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"I like Luci Pineda. She reminds me of this really sweet girl I used to know. I should have given her a chance, but I was too distracted by street ballin' and the rap game. Now that I have made more paper than I can spend and courted an endless list of thirsty bitches, I think I'm ready for someone like Luci. Someone who is going to slow life down for me. I have learned that the word 'love' is an empty container, only filled by kindness towards others and most importantly, towards ourselves. -Horst Simco"
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Heyo. Glad to see you again. I am back with Harley Woodburn. She has a crazy love for animals. And she is a crazy tall beauty that once slayed on the volleyball team. I was so smitten, I almost volunteered to clean up her cluttered home. Ha, may be next time. Stay safe and don't believe the hype.
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"Kylie Shay is back. She shows me more of Memphis. Nice girl. I am not sure about the city yet. It seems chill, but not the most uplifting place. Yeah, Elvis was from Memphis, but his story didn't end so well. Then there's Elon who just put a big AI supercomputer in the area. Hopefully, that brings more commerce and development to Memphis. But even if it did, I'm sure the corporate media will find a way to spin the situation negatively. Fucking brainwashin' bums. Part 2 soon."
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Amateur upskirt pics
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I took these photos of Myra Glasford at a shopping mall when masks were a required thing. Oh well. We still managed to flash her dangerous face from time to time. Probably ended up killing a few people in the process. Our bad. At least a few old dudes got a rise from the revealing top Myra was wearing before they met the reaper. Stay safe out there.
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I met you at JC Penney. I think your name tag said Meadow. I cold step to you with a fresh pack of gum. Somehow I knew you were lookin' for some. Like a fruit that's ripe for a pickin'. I wouldn't do you like that Zankou Chicken. Cause only you've got a thing that I just got to get with. I just got to get with you. And you know what we're gonna do Zishy! Thanks for the lyrical help, Beck. And especially thanks to Meadow Brink for searing some fantastic memories into my mind.
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"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
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This adventure with Ophelia Palantine needed a part two. We were about to leave the Renaissance Hotel just as we discovered the empty banquet room. Alright, lets see what we can do with this. Ophelia was the perfect partner in crime. She was fearless. I hope the next time you find yourself in a venue like this you will think of Zishy. I also hope you have a fabulous day. Love, Zach.
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"If you are reading this and you have yet to subscribe, then I must declare that you are missing out. The other day I found a site that asks for $50 a month (the price of a year of Zishy). This site features amazing women too and decent photography, but I can already sense the regret which would quickly follow that purchase. But who cares? I'm not worried about what others do. I'm worried about you missing out on women like Jupiter Stassy, watching her flash the camera while she is shopping for a Halloween costume. You won't find that Gucci anywhere else. No cap. Zishy just hits different."
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"More fun times with the bubbly Bubble Butt Venus. She gets a thrill from this type of work, it is plain to see. We held our adventure in the square of a small Texas town. Venus took extra pleasure knowing that we were catching glances from conservative college students. Stay rebel."
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I am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.
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Here are a few bonus pics and a video to go along with Marcela's previous update. Stay chill.
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Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
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Man admires the upskirts of chicks
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Happy Fathers Day, you domesticated savages. I hope this update of Misty Lovelace makes you realize that our time in this dimension is limited. Essentially, I am writing this to nobody. Let's face it, we are all dead people walking our dead dogs, admiring the dead trees. Your countdown has begun. One subtracted from the finite number of breaths that your lungs will ever breath. Another. Get moving. You're not as flexible as you used to be.
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Mercedes Llano is back. Her curves rival those found on Mulholland Drive. We took some risks around Hollywood, shooting in the streets and in a stranger's front yard. But as I like to say no harm, no foul. Putting together this gallery, I also found some leftovers of Mercedes practicing excellent dental hygiene. Organization has never been my strong suit. Embrace the chaos.
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I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?
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"Vonnie Bean has features that set my world on fire. After we went out for tacos in Scottsdale, I proposed that we capture some photographs in a bubble bath. You know, only for the sake of being thorough. How could we possibly live without ever seeing Vonnie bathe? She was kind enough to accept and even removed the metal tchotchkes from her nipples. Creamy alabaster beans for the win!"
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Dita Vetone whipped out this bodysuit and said that it would look good in some photos. Um yeah, I think you are on to something here, Dita. Let's try it. Once she put it on her exquisite natural figure, she became timid. I showed her some test shots and Dita agreed that while the suit was way too revealing, she looked too spectacular in it to refuse. If sharing is caring, Dita must love us all. And now I patiently await the get her naked comments. Some people are predictably ungrateful. Kisses.
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Uncovering panty upskirts on camera
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Sorry Mr. Frusciante for stealing your music, but it is beautiful just like Skye Blue. She is exquisite and I am sure her sex videos are going to make many happy. Unfortunately, women like Skye aren't made for mass production. Stay grateful.
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I believe Jia Lissa kicks into another gear once the sun sets. Follow her on social media and you might agree. She is like the Conor of porn. Red-haired, full of erratic energy, daring, supremely made for the spotlight. Whatever happens this weekend, I think they both will remain stars for a long time. I don't give a damn what you say, I know you want him to win.
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Winter Bliss, anxious and beautiful. Staying warm on cold days, not thinking of you. From the infinite void she will pluck her next fire diamond.
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As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
