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Sylvia Belotti is the Italian prime minister's niece. Her family tries to keep their wild child under wraps, but that has proven to be an impossible task. Hey guys, let the woman pursue her swimsuit modeling dreams. What is this, the Middle Ages? I hope I'm allowed to re-enter Italy one day.
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This is not the time for Counting Crows or Dave Matthews Band. Whatever our shortcomings are, we cannot allow a lack of courage to be one of them. Not in these times. As far I am concerned, the answer is more RATM, more Metallica, early Metallica, more goddamn Ozzy. It is like Doogie Howser once said, I don't have the luxury of being a fucking pussy right now. I have work to do. Moon Torrance may read the Bible every morning, but I still think she's metal.
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Winter freeze coming to my area. But I'm planning to add a bonus video to this update tomorrow. Hopefully, the power doesn't go out and people don't die and what not. Sasha Apex, a lot of personality. Opinionated. Probably doesn't give a shit if you dislike her tats or her vaping or her piercings. And she shouldn't. It is rather tiresome when you meet a person who only does things to be agreeable. A few of you might think I aim to be controversial or seek disapproval. No, you dope. That is some slave mentality shyte. I say and do what I feel, because I value the freedom to do so. Maybe you should too.
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As with many of my models, photographing Oxana Chic is an exercise in introspection. Maybe I should believe in a higher power. Maybe life isn't a lucid nightmare. Perfection does not exist, but even if it did, would I know what to do with it? All these thoughts running through my mind. The hand of Providence gently caressing before slapping me hard in the face. Oxana is a gem, but none of us will ever know what is going on behind those magic eyes. We will never own them. We can only meet beauty with gratitude and I personally remain thankful for getting to journal these women for you. Your subscriptions melt my heart and my heart needs a lot of melting. I believe that if we take care of each other, life will take care of us. Talk soon.
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Professional soccer players have the most attractive girlfriends. Shyla Volbeck is case in point. With refinement at her level, a seasoned photographer like myself can experience some self-doubt. But after a few minutes with Shyla, I realize that she is not merely stunning, but also an enthusiastic dance partner for my mischief. We all must have done something amazing in our past lives.
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Part 2 as promised. Love you, savages.
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Here is a bonus to the latest Naomi Woods update. Go ahead and crucify me for the low image count, this is just a bonus. Go ahead and complain that Naomi's candor regarding her drug use is a big turnoff, but hey, whose youth wasn't misguided and full of mistakes? We win or we learn. Even at my ripe age, I am still doing my share of learning. Happy 420, you filthy animals.
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"I am currently at a popular tourist destination, dealing with long lines and high prices. It has brought me to the realization that I hate crowds. They are smelly, noisy, and full of disgusting strangers. The only redeeming aspect of crowds is the rare beautiful woman that can be found among them. An attractive female makes my tired life worth living. Evidently, some people even pay their hard earned munnies just to see photos of women on the internet. Bless your souls, my fellow space cowboys."
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Here is part two and unless I do not survive the holidays, you can expect a part three with the unique Skye Blue. Recently someone else with nipple piercings told me that the hardware is prone to getting stanky. They described it similar to cheese. As disgusting as that sounds, I don't know if it would be enough to repel me from Skye. It was numbingly cold on this day in Texas. Thank Skye for being filled with that warrior's spirit.
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Introducing Melba Chastain. Her eyes were so distracting that I ended up forgetting my camera bag at this health food store in Santa Monica. Fortunately for me, even an evil place like LA still has some good people in it. The bag was returned and I lived another day to create captivating smut for the world. More Melba to come.
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"Here's a little potpourri of skin and beauty from our contributor in Moscow. These photos of Ira Sedina were captured in a stealthy way with a smaller 'snapshot-style' camera for good reason. I was told, but can not remember the exact story which came with this content. Something about an angry employee at the aquarium, inappropriate attire, blah blah blah. All I know is that Ira is always a friend to the camera. At the end of the gallery, she sent me a few photos from her phone while she recovered from an 'accident'. I think she just got a nose job, but whatever. I am happy to see Ira back. Sol meme degens check out $VHS (CA: 5e41GfrQwTP74LgGt6WP9kw6xa1jQhAERCjnFKf74y52)"
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"She is young but serious. Happy but furious. Fragile but strong. Much of Russia is filled with a new generation that has been crushed by the mistakes of its inept leadership. Here in the West, we have some things better, but it increasingly seems that we are headed the exact same direction. ""The duty of youth is to challenge corruption."" — Kurt Cobain"
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It is hard to find women of Pakistani descent to pose for Zishy, but somehow fate brought us Ushna Malik. She was born in Pakistan and came to the US when she was in elementary school. She just turned 19 this February. Ushna is open-minded, full of energy, and loves to break the rules. On this particular afternoon, we made a stop at Office Depot and made use of Ushna's thirst for adventure.
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Adam from the Czech Republic is back with another European-beauty-turned-erotic-star, Nicole Love. He froze her buns off for a bit on the streets of Prague, then took her back home for some Terry Richardson bedtime stories. I am puzzled by anyone who shoots with Terry and expects their limits not to be pushed. If you hang out with a self-proclaimed, world-renowned freak, things are probably going to get freaky. Puritans need not apply.
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Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Here's a supplemental set of Vonnie to yesterday's update. You'll get one last visit from her before my time is done. Now go get that gravy.
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I awoke with fire in my belly from the discarded pizza slices someone handed me the night before. Fuckin' jalapeños. But after a hot exit, the day was shaping up to be just dandy. The morning light reflected on the sand making everything seem crisp and clean again. As I walked back to Venice, I spotted some pretty thing flashing her mangoes at a photographer. I greeted them and they told me what the photos were for, an internet thing called Zushi or somethin. As for the girl, I think her name was Nalani Dacus. Put a smile on my Saturday is what she did.
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Ivah Anseline might intimidate most mortals with her sculpted abdomen, but I assure you that her personality is warm and inviting. I can totally relate to Ivah's condition. Most people see me and think that I am some barbaric cage fighter. But ladies, underneath all the facial tattoos and corded muscle, I am a regular schmo. I have the average looks of a young Brad Pitt and a humble personality like our commander in chief. Be yourselves when you slide into my DMs. I don't judge.
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Shelley Fox is as game as it gets when it comes to teasing with her intense curves. She is from Hungary and her body is completely unaltered. Doctors only wish they had this kind of talent. Shelley comes off as shy at first, but after spending time with her, I realize she is mostly very contemplative. A sultry energy like hers is usually accompanied with some mystery. Don't ask too many questions.
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Kahlisa Boonyasak was a contestant in the Quarantine Challenge this April. She was photographed in Bangkok by first-time contributor, Robert Graham. He was stuck in Thailand for several weeks awaiting progress on Europe's COVID-19 situation. Lucky for us, he kept working and discovered the incredible Kahlisa. Robert has since returned to Europe, but here in the US, it seems like the shit-storm continues. Perhaps it is time for a Second Wave challenge. My wheels are turning.
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I photographed Vonnie Bean in Arizona. She is from a generation that is having to make sense of the mess that previous others have created. Vonnie is into fashion, music, and trends that I have never heard of. She doesn't excuse herself nor apologize when she burps. Did I ever tell you about my boyhood obsession with Garbage Pail Kids? My mother would get so pissed. More Vonnie to come.
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So after being busted and asked to leave the property by resort staff, Sylvia and I laughed it off and we found somewhere else to explore. No big deal. This woman is as bold as she is beautiful. More adventures in Northern Italy to come.
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Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
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I photographed Hannah Tarley right after my exile from Los Angeles. She is from Central Texas and was friends with someone that I had shot two months prior. Hannah warned me that she was rather shy and had never modeled before. I explained that I am not interested in photographing professional models, I want to photograph real women. If they happen to have some professional modeling experience, that is only a coincidence.
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I want to share more photos of Jade Baker walking around in public in essentially only a long tank top and heels. It was her idea of a stimulus check, even before Covid. I guess she is ahead of her time. Jade also does a hell of a job filling out her matching white lingerie set in the second half of the update. Stay hopeful. I think we are gonna be fine. Jajaja.
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Hey guys, I just listened to a podcast that talked about how the war is coming to an end and that global warming isn't real. Damn, I am so relieved. I really need my contributors in Europe to get back to work. Take Dante here with Mara Blake, beauty like hers must not go unseen. All humans deserve a means to post quality smut online. And this is nearly impossible when your city has no running water or electricity. Glad we can put this nonsense behind us and get back to the old burn-your-trash days. Sleep tight.
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It has been over a year since I posted the debut set of Rowan Emerson. The verdict is in. I am an asshole. It is purely unintentional though. I am not trying to be the Amazon warehouse of softcore smut. I like to prioritize attention to detail over pumping out as much and as fast as I possibly can. Thank you all for bearing with my family-owned operation. Truth be told, I've had some large corporations offer to buy me out, but I know they'd undoubtedly fuck it up. Stay small. z
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Fair warning, this update gets wild. If you are reserved, Savannah Small may not be your gal. When I arrived at her home, I was warmly greeted and welcomed inside. The famous Southern hospitality is real. Savannah had nothing on but this soft fuzzy robe. She offered me coffee, put on some music, and well, I had no choice but to document this beautiful, sexual woman. One thing led to another and all of the sudden I was witnessing Zishy boundaries being smooshed. There's one thing that certainly isn't small about Savannah, her libido. If you want to see the unadulterated video, email me and we'll work out something directly. I will make sure she gets a cut.
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"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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The beauty of this job is that every woman I photograph is unique. Just when I think I have seen all possible permutations of personality, body type, hair color, etc, there comes around some new muse that will refresh my creative appetite. I have no idea where this obsession will take me, but it is my only hope for authentic expression. Finding the next Keira Romero is programmed into my DNA.
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From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it's just the natural progression of things. I can't marry them all and I don't want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy's paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.
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My afternoon with Renee Macias may have put her on the management's watch-list with her apartment complex. Oh well. Happy Father's Day to all the dads of these incredible women. Thank you for your genetic contribution. We are only here to admire. As for 2020, you know we are merely being tested, right? You can call it God or whatever you like, but the fact is that the forces which set this whole thing up are currently in a sadistic mood. They want to break us down with fear, have us grovel on our knees, and beg them for their mercy. Just say no. It is a trick. See, the only way you level up in this game is if you embrace the horror and continue asking for more. Let's see just how weird it can get.
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Alice Taylor is a busy college student and even worked on the frontlines in the treatment of COVID patients at the peak of quarantine. Her job was to check temps and question those entering a medical facility. I doubt anyone realized the level of kinkster that was behind her mask. Alice was kind enough to supply me with several diverse clips for this epic ZishTok video. She even recorded one while she was taking a bathroom break at work. Alice is as boldly perverted as they come and yes, truly loves Metallica.
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Just another gorgeous girl from Colombia photographed by one of our contributors. In all honesty, I think Julia Campos could have been documented more thoroughly and with a stronger focus on narrative and tease. But then I thought to myself, Julia's beauty and energy more than make up for any of my small gripes. Here's a nice intro set, which will be followed by others of her at a later date. Sleep tight.
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"Julia Campos was having some sort of episode when she took us out for a milkshake. It wasn't until we got back to the car that we discovered what it was all about. With certain women, you can immediately sense that they are trouble, but also a lot of fun. I get that feeling with Julia. She seems worth the trouble. A bonus video is coming to this update over the weekend. Dueces."
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
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Dahlia Polk is back with a new hair color and newfound bravery. We bounced over to Barnes and Nobles and pretended to look at books. This is what people used to do before Amazon and the Internet. Now you can buy your misinformation from the comfort of your own home. Happy Valentine's Day. Offer something adventurous to your sweetie, they might just need a little encouragement to bring out their inner Zishy.
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I met Blair Williams at her home in San Diego. She has a spare room that she uses as a makeshift gym. I asked if I could document one of her actual workouts and she obliged. With a person like Blair, sex is always on the tip of the tongue. At any moment, lust can overtake her and certain things can happen. Hence, Blair showed me another of her favorite activities that involves a personal massage appliance. Here's to repressive upbringings and genuine sex freaks. GGG was robbed and shitty judging is bad for the fighters, the fans, and the entire sport.
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I gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn't when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel's lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn't when Sylvia saw her father's car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete ... just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.
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Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
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One of our favorite exclusive muses is back. This time Meadow Brink battles the midday elements in Pensacola Bay. The sun and wind fought valiantly, but were no match for Meadow and her yellow dress sans undergarments. Knowing this unique woman for several years now, I can attest to Meadow's fluctuating moods. But when her energy is on, it in ON! As always, I consider it a great privilege to be able to document her for you. I will be adding a new xtra of MB tomorrow. Be ready.
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Introducing Gaby Mueller. She loves running. She loves Eeyore. She has a hunger for adventure that surfaces spontaneously. That lump in your throat, that feverish sensation on your skin, do not panic, it is not the coronavirus. These are the effects of an incredible woman teasing the snot out of you. Gaby does an even better job of it in person. As for the recent chaos that has rapidly developed, I know you come to Zishy for distraction, for relief, for guidance =P. I only have the wisdom of Eeyore to impart. “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
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Even though science, my wife's advice, and personal experience has taught me to avoid refined sugar and food coloring, I doubt that I have consumed my last Eegee's frozen fruit drink. They are a source of nostalgia. When I moved to Tucson for college, it was the first thing that alleviated me from the desert heat. The U of A handed out large complimentary samples at their new student orientation and I immediately became a fan. Same thing for Brandy Gila, her chill vibes are addictive.
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I love when someone makes a ridiculous commercial for a stationary bike and then everyone starts talking about it. Fucking genius. Someone needs a raise in the Peloton marketing department. I want to start making ads for Zishy that steps on the feelings of all the snowflakes and then goes viral for defiling the sanctity of our wholesome young women. Can you believe how tasteless this Zishy is? But don't be fooled. You are being worked. I know girls like Harley Woodburn will hook you. They hooked me. Look at what I've become. It's awesome.
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I know some of you, perhaps just one of you, has been consistently in my ear about posting another Phaedra James set. This is why I love photography, and this is why I love photography of women specifically. Every now and then there is a special person or image or expression that will speak to our soul. It doesn't matter if everyone else understands it. The beauty is in the effect. It is a wonderful thing to be obsessed. Everyone interesting that I have ever known is obsessed with something.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Claire Mandeville made the decision to ditch Utah for Las Vegas, or maybe it was her boyfriend's choice and she just came along for the ride. I like to think that the young couple is in love, perhaps not rich, but living in a safe place, sharing it comfortably with their two small pets, Belle and Pogo. Maybe Claire is going to attend night courses at a community college and eventually pass the CPA exam. The couple will marry, have twin baby boys, and use the money that they had been putting into Bitcoin for the last 10 years to buy a spacious home in a gated community. Damn, I wish everyone was this smart and cute. Bonus video and xtra to come.
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One day, I was photographing a woman nude and I asked her if I could take some photos as she showered. She refused. She said that photos in a shower were too intimatepersonal. I don't know what the hell she was smoking, but life goes on. Regan Budimir and Alevtina Batman seemed to enjoy the idea. Keep that belly button clean. Talk soon.
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Angel Youngs has many insatiable appetites. I love her wild desire for the extreme. However, she is clearly mentally ill for having zero appreciation when it comes to mayonnaise. Please do not even offer me a sandwich if you are out of mayo. It is like introducing me a beautiful woman who would never agree to take tasteless photos. Kinda pointless really.
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A video of the hygienic Ira Sedina as promised.
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Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.
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Myra Glasford returns for a late night snack. I would have taken her anywhere, but she asked for Taco Bell. I can't blame her much. There are limited options after 9pm. Myra has the enchanting aroma of bubble gum and Fritos. Reminds me of a guy we used to call Corn Pop. He loved him some Fritos. Anyhow, A girl like Myra makes me wish I was young again and could ignore all these old-people problems. I mean fuck, maaann. I am expected to lead the country when I can't even tie my shoe without getting a splitting headache. Hell, the last time I made a solid bm was at the age of seventy-seven. Where's Hunter? --J. Biden
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Do you remember Michele James? You know, the sweet girl that I went to that art gallery with in Pittsburgh. Well, she's back and she's lovely. She smiles as if the pool at her gym finally reopened. She smiles as if they stopped printing money like it was actually linked to something of value. She smiles because she lives in a state where you are not required to show proof of vaccination just to eat at Fuddruckers. Michele made me forget about all of life's BS for about five minutes today. And that's gotta be worth something, right? Here at Zishy, I never ask you to like, but if you subscribe, I promise to keep bringing you women who make you smile.
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Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
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For the past few years, I have been turned off to Led Zeppelin. It was disappointing to hear that they lifted several elements of their best music from other artists. But the other night, as I was parked in a lot, hitting some THC, I decided to put on one of my favorite Zeppelin tracks. Dazed and Confused is as brilliant as rock gets. To think that these British savages busted it out on their debut album is insane. Yeah, they might have stolen the song's framework from Jake Holmes, but no offense Jake, they executed it 100x better. Fuck the rules when it comes to art. Does it bang? That is all that matters. Bianca Bell bangs.
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"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"
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"Sometimes I need the better part of a day in order to create a compelling set of beautiful images for the site. And sometimes, I only need about fifteen minutes. This gallery of Greta Yarbrough is an example of the latter. She brought out a gorgeous vintage dress that used to be her grandmother's (okay, I might have made that up) and we quickly executed an impromptu ""flash""-ion sesh in the front of her house for all the neighbors to witness. It was great. Greta is great. Hope you enjoy. I will try to add a bonus video tomorrow."
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Another update of Irina Dyvyn from our European photographer, Maksym. The hair, the eyes, the body that looks great even in warmup pants, Max has it all. And Irina ain't too shabby either. I have been working on an NFT series for Zishy. How many of you guys are collectingtrading these digital assets? Are you on Opensea or some other marketplace? Do you prefer the Ethereum blockchain or something like Solana? What is your favorite male enhancement pill? Just want to get a feel for what is popular. Thanks!
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You wanna bring peace to Europe, but can you bring peace to your life? Can you put down your phone long enough to play outside with your children for an hour? Can you cancel the business trip to Costa Rica and stay home with your family instead? Do you have the internal strength to resist Armando, your secret lover, and his warm embrace? The wife knows. She must know. Liberate yourself from the slave chains of deceit and suck Truth's dick like tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Stella Barry is stunning. Thanks, Anthony. But maybe next time cool it with the playgrounds.
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Part two of Angel Youngs' most recent update. Sometimes I am punctual. Mostly I am not. If Angel was a moment, she'd be that time you were drinking with your buddies in high school and you didn't give yourself a chance to overthink it, you said fuck-it and attempted a backflip for the first time. Go, Angel!
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"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
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So after we filled up on Philippe's, I took a stroll down Main street with Riley Anne and Winter Bliss. The girls let their hair down and continued their tease for the camera. A man from the California Endowment said we couldn't take pictures in front his workplace. Too little, too late, my friend. Sumka by Leningrad plays in the bonus video.
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Yma Pallete is another beautiful woman from Colombia that I did not get to photograph myself. This contributor needed a couple of tries to get what I wanted, but in the end, persistence pays off. I was listening to a podcast today and they mentioned how pornography should be linked to male anger and even mass shootings. And since I guess you could still categorize Zishy as porn, I feel a need to denounce such violence. I forbid you from ever looking at a beautiful woman in a lustful manner again. I want you to never touch yourself again. Done. Problem solved. No more angry men.
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Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
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Damn, Zach. It is hella cool that you made this job for yourself. I go to work everyday, dreading existence. I have begun a gradual process of poisoning myself. As part of my daily routine, I take a dropper of hydrochloric acid and give my coffee a generous squirt. I started out only adding a drop or two, but over the past few weeks I have built up to a much higher dose. The tummy tingle is an oddly pleasant sensation. Anyways, let me know if you ever need an assistant or something, it could be a real gamechanger for me. If not, I totally understand. Perhaps you could at least introduce me to Maddie Crump. Thanks in advance. -George Tipcorn
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Ileana Burgos is back and brought to us again by Dan, a contributor from Colombia. I only approve the best of the best models for contributing photographers, because, well, this is my job and my site. I don't see why I would hire someone to do my job unless they have very special talent to work with. Angie definitely qualifies. I will get her back a few times before my Zishy days are done. Happy Monday.
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I am so glad to see Dabney Conrad again. She is truly a special person. If I was to walk into her club, you know the kind filled with girls with daddy issues, I'd be expecting to meet someone totally fake and only interested in the contents of my wallet. Not so with Dabney. She is ultra-kind and authentic and loves animals so much, she'd probably just take whatever money you give her and donate it to a rescue shelter. In fact, I am positive that is what Dabney did with all my cash. I had to help her help the innocent critters. I think she really likes me too, guys.
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There's probably a few of you out there reading this who are real sickoes. Maybe one of you even has a half-starved person, most likely a girl, locked up in your basement. You probably are thinking of your next 'experiment' for her this weekend. How much antifreeze can a human consume before total system shutdown? Well, I'm not gonna judge you, but I think you should give it up. I know dark shit is fun at first, but all it will eventually bring you is pure stress. And stress is the leading cause of major illness. We must avoid it like rabies. Treat yourself better. You deserve it. -Dr. Drew
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I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
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Shooting up skirt view from below
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Contestant 8 is an artist from Seattle. I was supposed to fly up there to photograph this fox, but then the quarantine hit America. Curses. Subscribe to see her super innocent and misleading face.
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Kylie Quinn makes the Pacific Palisades palatable. The surrounding nature is beautiful, you just have to share it with a boatload of other assholes. You just have to suffer through the danger of driving on Sunset or PCH everyday. You just have to smile as the dysfunctional California state government eats up your tax dollars. Other than that, Paradise. Kylie Quinn will help you see the silver lining. She is not the innocent type, but let's be honest, that isn't what you really want. You just wanted to be the first to plant your flag. Meh, that shit is overrated.
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I don't know if we will ever see Laina Shendoah again, so savor these flavors. She is something special. Curious, adventurous, serious, but not stuck up. I hope her bright eyes continue to shine even when they are not looking into my lens. Behold the roller coaster that is Laina Shendoah, in all her female glory.
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When Kayla Coyote doesn't have a good shirt to wear to bed, she doesn't cry about it. She just throws on her comfy shorts and socks and makes do. Some might think I am the type of guy who would hide Kayla's tops under the bed next to her Trivial Pursuit 40th Anniversary Ruby Edition, but you have no proof. You just like spreading dirt. Remember, if you don't have anything good to say, say it fiercely in the comments section. Also, I am looking for new models to shoot before the year end. Find one and I will pay YOU 1K. 1 She must be 18 and reside in the U.S. 2 You must have established personal correspondence her. TTYS Moopy
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I received a lot of criticism over the last update. Apparently, some of you aren't fans of outright nudity. I apologize. Here is an update bringing it back to Zishy basics--an attractive young woman flashing me her panties in public. If you are primarily here for the nudity, do not worry. I will be back soon with more bare bits to spit your grits at. For now, embrace the tease.
